John's Rant:
Are you kidding me?! I've got better things to do than sit here in this windowless conference room at 3 PM on a Friday. Where's the coffee? Where are my snacks? Why is this meeting not over yet?!?
I swear, I'm not the only one who thinks this is the most exciting part of the week. I've seen more stimulating conversation at a dental convention. At least there, they have free toothpicks.
Next week, let's just have a meeting to talk about how late this meeting is. I'll bring the donuts.