As we all know, our beloved Caffeine Replacement Protocol (CRP) is a delicate art. Today, we're going to cover the crucial second step: Introducing the 'Sudden Onset Fidgety Syndrome' (SOFS) protocol.
SOFS is a revolutionary new technique that harnesses the energy of our fidgety overlords to fuel our productivity. It's a bold new approach that says: 'why choose between coffee and a stress ball when you can have BOTH?'
By carefully calibrating the optimal fidget-to-caffeine ratio, we can unlock the secrets of peak productivity. But be warned: SOFS requires a fidget-calibration tool to avoid catastrophic fidget-related accidents.
Next step: Step 3: Ingestion Protocols