Mary's Coffee Deprivation Therapy
Warning: Do not attempt this therapy without consulting a medical professional. Or a lawyer.
Mary has spent years studying the effects of sleeplessness on the human brain, and has developed a unique method of presenting that defies conventional wisdom.
Using nothing but a whiteboard, a marker, and a healthy dose of desperation, Mary's Coffee Deprivation Therapy will push you, the presenter, to new heights of mental clarity and physical exhaustion.
Side effects may include:
- Increased productivity (temporarily)
- Reduced creativity (permanently)
- Uncontrollable rage (often)
Don't say we didn't warn you.
Therapy Schedule Coffee Deprivation Tips