Minute-by-Minute Breakdowns of Today's Meeting

9:00 - 9:05 Welcome and small talk

9:05 - 9:10 John from HR explained the importance of being on time

9:10 - 9:15 Sarah from Marketing tried to sell us on her new idea for a "selfie-toaster" Read the full breakdown of Sarah's idea

9:15 - 9:30 We discussed the meaning of life and the futility of our existence

9:30 - 9:45 Bob from Sales tried to sell us on his new "productivity-boosting" coffee machine See Bob's past sales pitches

9:45 - 10:00 We took a break and ate Cinnabon