MEETINGS: Press Conference Resolutions

Resolution 1: We Will Not Run Out of Donuts

In a historic move, we have collectively decided that the conference room will never run out of donuts. This resolution will be enforced by the meeting's official Donut Police Force.

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Resolution 2: All Meetings Will Be Held in a Different Building

After years of being stuck in the conference room, we have decided that all meetings will now be held in the newly renovated "I Don't Want to Be There" building, located on the other side of the parking lot.

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Resolution 3: No More PowerPoint Presentations

We, the meeting attendees, have come to a collective decision that PowerPoint presentations are the root of all evil. From now on, we will communicate through interpretive dance and awkward silences.

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