Pretentiousness 101

Meeting Minutes from the Great Pretentious Debaters Society

Minutes of the Meeting

Present: Professor P. Pretentious, Dr. D. D. D. Pretender, and the Secretary of Pretentiousness

Objective: To discuss the finer points of pretentiousness and how to apply them to everyday life.

Points of Discussion

• 1. The importance of wearing a monocle in social settings
• 2. The correct way to hold a wine glass
• 3. The art of making eye contact with strangers while appearing nonchalant

Action Items

It was decided that the next meeting would focus on "The Art of Sarcasm: A Guide to Saying Nothing While Appearing Interesting."

The Secretary of Pretentiousness was tasked with preparing a presentation on "The History of Pretentiousness: A Timeline of the Great Pretenders."

Adjournment

The meeting was adjourned at 5:00 PM, with the understanding that the next meeting would be held on the same day next week.

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