Pretzel Typer Syndrome: A Case Study

A bizarre affliction where meetings devolve into pretzel-themed chaos. Symptoms include:

• Uncontrollable snacking on pretzels
• Recurring dreams of meeting attendees as pretzels
• Compulsive typing of pretzel recipes
• Unshakeable urge to create pretzel-themed PowerPoint presentations
• Loss of productivity, replaced by excessive use of pretzel-themed puns

Causes:

• Exposure to too much meeting-related stress
• Prolonged consumption of pretzel-based snacks
• Unfulfilled creative ambitions in the pretzel-topping department

Treatment:

• Awareness
• Pretzel-free meeting spaces
• Regular creative outlets, preferably not related to pretzels
• Support groups for pretzel-typer syndrome sufferers

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