Pretzel Typer Syndrome: A Case Study
A bizarre affliction where meetings devolve into pretzel-themed chaos. Symptoms include:
- Uncontrollable snacking on pretzels
- Recurring dreams of meeting attendees as pretzels
- Compulsive typing of pretzel recipes
- Unshakeable urge to create pretzel-themed PowerPoint presentations
- Loss of productivity, replaced by excessive use of pretzel-themed puns
Causes:
- Exposure to too much meeting-related stress
- Prolonged consumption of pretzel-based snacks
- Unfulfilled creative ambitions in the pretzel-topping department
Treatment:
- Awareness
- Pretzel-free meeting spaces
- Regular creative outlets, preferably not related to pretzels
- Support groups for pretzel-typer syndrome sufferers
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