Meeting 1: The One Where We Set the Tone

Minutes from the Meeting of the Minds (and a few non-minds)

Summary: We decided that meetings are, in fact, the best way to waste time. Agenda:

Points Discussed:

• What's for lunch? (Spoiler: it was not the meaning of life.)
• The importance of proper meeting etiquette (i.e., not talking about cats)
• Why we can't just work from home in our pajamas (Spoiler: it's because we like to wear pants)

Action Items:

• Send a memo to all employees about the importance of not playing video games during meetings.
• Install a 'Meeting in Progress' sign on the conference room door.
• Order 5000 more chairs for the conference room, because we're going to need them.

Next Meeting: Meeting 2: The One Where We Run Out of Coffee