Meeting 4: The One Where We Realized We're Not Actually Doing Any Work

We gathered around the conference table, sipping our overpriced coffee and pretending to be productive. But deep down, we all knew the truth: we're just here for the free donuts.

Discussion points:

• Meeting 3: Where We Spent 3 Hours Debating the Definition of "Work"
• Previous Meetings
• Meetings

Minutes:

- 9:00 AM: Dave walked in wearing a "World's Okayest Boss" t-shirt. We were confused.

- 9:30 AM: Sarah tried to sneak out to get some "urgent" shopping done, but we chased her back in with a "Meeting 4-4-4" megaphone.

- 11:30 AM: We took a 3-hour lunch break to "brainstorm" some ideas, but all we did was play Solitaire.

- 4:00 PM: Meeting ended with a rousing chorus of "I'm a little teapot, short and stout!"

Next meeting: Meeting 5: The One Where We Actually Accomplished Something (just kidding, that's never happening)