Meetings of the Ages: 2021 May Meetings

May 1st, Sunday

Project Update: The team discussed the project's progress, and how it's not moving forward as quickly as expected.

Attendance: John, Jane, and the Intern who didn't know what to do.

Agenda Item 1: The "What's going on?" discussion.

Agenda Item 2: "Why is the coffee machine not working?"

Decided: To continue trying to meet the deadline, but not really.

May 8th, Sunday

Marketing Strategy: We talked about marketing, but didn't really do any marketing.

Attendance: John, Jane, and the Intern who fell asleep.

Agenda Item 1: "How do we get more likes on social media?"

Agenda Item 2: "Who ate the last donut?"

Decided: To buy more donuts.

May 15th, Sunday

Team-building Activity: We went for a team-building activity, but everyone forgot to bring their wallets.

Attendance: John, Jane, and 3 other people who were just there for the free food.

Agenda Item 1: "Who's turn is it to bring the snacks?"

Agenda Item 2: "Can we have more snacks?"

Decided: To send everyone a group chat to settle the bill.

Want to see more meetings from this year? Check out the June meetings!

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