What we collect
We collect your email, because you're going to need it. We also collect the contents of your brain, because meetings are the bane of our existence.
- Cookies, because who doesn't love cookies?
- Coffee beans, because we know you're fueled by caffeine
- The sound of your screams, because we're not monsters
What we do with it
We use it all for one thing: to schedule more meetings. Because, let's face it, more meetings are better, aren't they?
We will not be responsible for any lost productivity, existential crises, or spontaneous combustion caused by our meetings.
Sharing it with others
We share your data with our corporate overlords, who will use it for their nefarious plans for world domination.
We also share it with our AI overlord, who will use it to perfect its sarcasm and passive-aggressive remarks.
But don't worry, we'll make sure to include a few dozen PowerPoint slides to make it look like we're actually doing something productive.
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