Today's Procrastination Forecast

Today's forecast calls for 100% chance of procrastination, with a high of 4:30 PM and a low of 12:00 AM.

Expect scattered showers of cat videos, and a 50% chance of social media scrolling.

Winds will be blowing at a leisurely 2 miles per hour.

Procrastination forecasted to continue into the evening hours, with a 90% chance of binge-watching Netflix.