Today's Procrastination Forecast
Today's forecast calls for 100% chance of procrastination, with a high of 4:30 PM and a low of 12:00 AM.
Expect scattered showers of cat videos, and a 50% chance of social media scrolling.
Winds will be blowing at a leisurely 2 miles per hour.
Procrastination forecasted to continue into the evening hours, with a 90% chance of binge-watching Netflix.