The Office of the Prophets

Where the art of procrastination meets the science of productivity.

Today's Prophets:

• Zed (The Procrastination King)
• Xexu (The Procrastination Queen)
• Blep (The Procrastination Sensei)

Upcoming Prophets:

• Azur (The Procrastination Sage)
• Lyx (The Procrastination Mystic)

Prophets of the Apocalypse:

• The Prophets of the Apocalypse: The Final Countdown

Proceedings | Agenda