Meeting Minutes - Procrastination Meeting with Steve The Postponer

Minutes of the Procrastination Meeting with Steve The Postponer, held on Never in the Universe.

Attendees: Steve The Postponer, John The Delegate, Jane The Distraught

Agenda

• Item 1: Postpone meeting for another 14 days
• Item 2: Discuss reasons for postponing meeting again
• Item 3: Debate the merits of actually doing work instead
• Item 4: Take 3 hour break to play video games

Discussion Points:

• Steve The Postponer: "I was really looking forward to the weekend, and I just can't seem to get motivated."
• John The Delegate: "I was really counting on you, Steve, to get something done."
• Jane The Distraught: "Can we just have a meeting to discuss how much I hate meetings?"

Decisions:

• Item 1: Meeting will be postponed until further notice.
• Item 2: Steve The Postponer will write a strongly-worded letter to John The Delegate explaining why he can't be bothered.
• Item 3: Jane The Distraught will be provided with a complimentary stress ball to help her cope with the meeting.