Bloatware as a Procrastination Tool: Privacy Policy

Disclaimer: You've been warned.

We at Bloatware Inc. are committed to making sure your browsing experience is as enjoyable as a 4-hour video of paint drying. To this end, we've implemented the following privacy policies:

Our Bloatware collects the following data:

• Every single keystroke you make while browsing our site.
• Each and every time you refresh the page.
• Your IP address, just for kicks.

We use this data for the following:

• To train our AI in the art of making you procrastinate even longer.
• To create a database of your browsing habits, which we'll sell to the highest bidder.
• To create a time capsule of your entire browsing history, which we'll open in 20 years to see if you ever actually did anything productive.

We're like, totally not responsible if you:

• Get lost in an infinite loop of cat videos.
• Misplace your entire day due to our carefully crafted "just one more click" design.

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