Terms and Conditions of Bloatware as a Procrastination Tool
Effective Immediately, Because Who Needs a Calendar?
By using this website, you agree to be bound by the following terms:
- 1. You will not actually work on any projects, but instead will focus on finding the perfect meme to share with your coworkers.
- 2. You will use the "bloatware" as a tool for procrastination, and you will not be held accountable for any delays or missed deadlines.
- 3. You will not attempt to uninstall or disable the bloatware, as this would defeat the purpose of this website.
- 4. You will not use the "bloatware" for any actual work-related purposes, as this would be a waste of time and resources.
Subpage 1: Learn how to create the perfect procrastination schedule
Subpage 2: Discover the art of justifying your procrastination to your boss