Terms and Conditions of Bloatware as a Procrastination Tool

Effective Immediately, Because Who Needs a Calendar?

By using this website, you agree to be bound by the following terms:

1. You will not actually work on any projects, but instead will focus on finding the perfect meme to share with your coworkers.
2. You will use the "bloatware" as a tool for procrastination, and you will not be held accountable for any delays or missed deadlines.
3. You will not attempt to uninstall or disable the bloatware, as this would defeat the purpose of this website.
4. You will not use the "bloatware" for any actual work-related purposes, as this would be a waste of time and resources.