Today's Featured Strategy: "The Infinite Scroll of YouTube Browsing"
Step 1: Click the "Next Video" button repeatedly until you've watched 12 hours of cat videos.
Step 2: Discover the thrill of watching the same 10-second loop of a cat playing the piano for 3 days straight.
Step 3: Accidentally like a video about a guy who ate a whole jar of mayonnaise in one sitting, and then wonder why you're still thinking about it.
Learn more about this strategy by visiting our sister page: "The Ancient Art of Reddit Browsing"
Or if you're feeling adventurous, try our experimental "Procrastination Simulator" here.