Procrastination Strategy 4: The Art of Doing Absolutely Nothing

Welcome to Procrastination Strategy 4, where the goal is not to achieve anything, but to achieve the opposite of achieving anything. This is the strategy for those who have mastered the art of doing absolutely nothing.

Key Principles

• Set a timer for 10 minutes, then stare blankly at it until it runs out.
• Take a 3-hour break to reorganize your sock drawer.
• Read the entire internet for inspiration, but only on Wikipedia articles about obscure topics.

Advanced Techniques

1. Micromanage your schedule so that every task takes 3x longer than anticipated.
2. Practice the "Art of Doing Nothing" by watching cat videos while "working" on a task.
3. Conduct an in-depth analysis of the optimal coffee-to-water ratio in the break room.

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