Meetings / Procrastination Strategies / Tech Debt as a Solution

Meetings are the bane of our existence, but did you know they can also be used to create Tech Debt? That's right, folks! By putting off tasks until the last possible moment, we can create a mountain of unmanageable technical debt that will haunt us for years to come!

Here's how it works:

• First, you start by creating a task.
• Next, you immediately forget about it and let it sit for weeks.
• Then, you come back to it and realize it's now a complex, tangled web of code that you have no idea how to fix.
• Voila! You now have a beautiful example of Tech Debt!
• Repeat this process for years to come.

But wait, there's more! With Tech Debt, you can:

• Create new, unnecessary dependencies that nobody understands.
• Make your codebase a nightmare to navigate for anyone who doesn't have a PhD in Computer Science.
• Incur the wrath of your users who are forced to use outdated software and hardware.