In the interest of maximizing efficiency and productivity, we've compiled a list of technical terms to help you artfully sidestep responsibility.
"Let's just add some extra features, it'll make it more interesting."
"I'm not lazy, I'm just reorganizing the code to make it more efficient."
"I'm not behind on my work, I'm just accruing technical debt."
"It's not broken, it just needs a little bit of legacy code."