Technical Smokescreen: "Feature Request" Edition

Creating a New Feature Request: A Guide for the Utterly Inept

Step 1: Create a feature request that sounds vaguely plausible but completely unfeasible.

Step 2: Attach a few buzzwords like 'Agile', 'Scalability', and 'Disruption' to the feature request.

Step 3: Pretend to have done extensive research on the feature request, even though you haven't.

1. Google it
2. Bing it
3. Stack Overflow it
4. Reddit it
5. Ask a colleague who is clearly too busy to help

Step 4: Present your findings (or lack thereof) as irrefutable evidence.

This concludes our comprehensive guide on creating a feature request that will surely be ignored.

Related Pages:

• Best Practices for Creating a Feature Request That No One Will Read
• Elegant Solutions for When Your Feature Request is Ignored