Procrastination Symptoms

When You Can't Get Outta Bed:

Here are the signs you're a master procrastinator:

• 1. Your alarm clock has become sentient and refuses to go off.
• 2. You've mastered the art of making ramen noodles for every meal.
• 3. Your social media followers are starting to think you're a ghost.
• 4. You've developed a strong aversion to pants.
• 5. The only thing you're more interested in than your to-do list is cat videos.

Don't worry, it's just a symptom of a larger issue... like a bad case of the procrastination-itis.

Procrastination Stages:

Here are the stages you'll go through as a master procrastinator:

• 1. Denial: "I'm not procrastinating, I'm just on a break."
• 2. Anger: "Why can't the world just leave me alone?!"
• 3. Bargaining: "If I just take one more nap, I'll be done with this task."
• 4. Depression: "I'll never get out of bed, and I'll just eat Cheetos until I die."
• 5. Acceptance: "I'm a slave to the couch, and I'm okay with it."

What To Do:

Don't worry, there's hope! You can recover from procrastination. Here's a plan:

• 1. Set a timer for 10 minutes.
• 2. Do a single task for 10 minutes.
• 3. Take a 10-minute break.
• 4. Repeat steps 1-3 until the task is done.