Procrastination Tips: For the Win!

Warning: the following tips may not actually help you win, but they will definitely distract you long enough to forget what you were doing in the first place.

1. Do not turn off your phone. - You never know when you might need to Google "What to wear" for the next 2 hours.
2. Watch cat videos. - You're not lazy, you're just on a short break.
3. Take a walk. - You're not avoiding your responsibilities, you're just taking a scenic route.
4. Learn to play the accordion. - You're not procrastinating, you're just honing your skills.
5. Build an elaborate sandcastle. - You're not wasting time, you're just sculpting a masterpiece.