Meeting 1: "What is Procrastination?"
Minutes:
1. The chairperson asked the question: "What is Procrastination?"
2. The committee member replied: "Uh, it's, um, I think it's... uh..."
3. The chairperson facepalmed.
Meeting 2: "The Dark Side of Social Media" will cover:
* Discussing the finer points of cat videos and memes
* Exploring the benefits of binge-watching cat videos at work
* Debating the ethics of "just one more scroll" syndrome
Meeting 3: "Wastefulness in the Modern Office" will cover:
* Examining the environmental impact of paperclip usage
* Evaluating the effectiveness of stapler-based stress relief methods
* Investigating the feasibility of using a single, giant stapler for all stapling needs
Stay tuned!