Product Launch Plan: "Eclipse"

Product Name: Eclipse - The Intergalactic Toaster

Product Description: A toaster that not only cooks your toast, but also warps the fabric of space-time

Key Features:

• Warp Drive Capability: Toasts up to 300% faster than regular toasters
• Time-Space Continuum Disruptor: Causes localized distortions in space-time, creating a temporary wormhole
• Interdimensional Toasting: Toasts bread from parallel dimensions, creating a unique flavor experience
• Quantum Flux Capacitor: Creates a localized quantum field, allowing for toaster maintenance in mid-flight