INFLATO-MATIC 9000 LAUNCH PLAN

Product Name: Inflato-Matic 9000

Tagline: Because Who Needs a Social Life When You Can Have a Sausage?

Launch Date: March 30, 2023

Celebrity Endorser: Paris Hilton

Launch Location: Times Square, New York City

Target Audience: The Inflato-Matic 9000 is perfect for anyone with a love for sausage.

Key Features:

• Inserts 1000 sausages into your body with a single button press
• Features a state-of-the-art sausage- dispensing system
• Suitable for all ages (except those with a known allergy to sausages)

Technical Specifications:

• Sausage capacity: 1000
• Sausage type: Pork
• Power Source: Battery

Pricing:

• Base model: $1000.00
• Pro model: $2000.00
• Deluxe model: $3000.00

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