Bob-isms: A Guide to the Art of Doing Nothing

Principles of Bob-isms

Bob-isms is a philosophy that seeks to maximize the effectiveness of doing nothing.

The core principles of Bob-isms include:

• Minimizing effort
• Maximizing relaxation
• Embracing the status quo
• Procrastination through creative diversions

Bob's 10 Commandments of Productivity-Killing

1. Thou shalt not create a to-do list
2. Thou shalt not set a timer
3. Thou shalt not prioritize tasks by urgency
4. Thou shalt not use productivity apps
5. Thou shalt not eat a healthy snack
6. Thou shalt not take a break
7. Thou shalt not learn something new
8. Thou shalt not organize thy space
9. Thou shalt not set a goal
10. Thou shalt not be productive

Follow these commandments, and thou shalt be a master of Bob-isms.

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