Meeting Minutes of Utter Inefficiency

Attended by: Bob, Carol, and 27 other people who could've been productive elsewhere.

• Agenda Item 1: Discussion of the color of the stapler. (10 minutes of heated debate)
• Agenda Item 2: Why is the copier always out of paper? (15 minutes of blaming the intern)
• Agenda Item 3: Who ate the last donut from the break room? (20 minutes of finger-pointing)
• Agenda Item 4: The importance of proper chair ergonomics. (30 minutes of chair-sitting)
• Agenda Item 5: Why is the meeting room always so hot? (20 minutes of window-opening)

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