Progressive Meeting Agenda for the 2nd Meeting of the Century

Agenda for Meeting 2: The One Where We Pretend to be Productive

Today's Agenda:

• 9:00am - Arrival of Free Donuts
• 9:15am - Introduction to the Agenda
• 9:30am - Discussion of Non-Essential Tasks (aka "The Never-Ending Saga")
• 10:00am - Coffee Break (for those who need it)
• 10:15am - Actual Work on Important Tasks (aka "The Mirage")

Sub Agenda:

Sub Agenda 1: Non-Essential Tasks

Discussion of who ate the last donut