Agenda Item 3: The Mysterious Case of the Missing Donuts

Presented by: Karen, the fearless meeting leader

Agenda Item 3: Discussion of the donut situation

The donuts have gone missing, and we need to talk about it.

Subtopics:

Donut Theories: A deep dive into possible explanations
Donut Investigation: A review of the evidence
Donut Solutions: A look into possible resolutions

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