Welcome to our Tardiness Policy page, where time is money and punctuality is for suckers.
Tardiness is a disease that affects approximately 99.9% of all humans, causing them to arrive late to meetings.
Symptoms include:
There is no cure for Tardiness, but there are ways to manage its symptoms:
If you're experiencing Tardiness symptoms, please seek help from our Tardiness Hotline: 1-800-TARD-IT
For more information on Tardiness: