Meeting called to order at 9:00 AM sharp. Present were: Boris McFumble, Lola Pixel, and Chuck McSloth.
Agenda Item 1: The Importance of Having a Plan. Chuck McSloth led a spirited discussion on the merits of having a plan. Boris McFumble contributed with a series of incomprehensible buzzwords, while Lola Pixel drew a lovely picture of a plan on the whiteboard.
Agenda Item 2: The Art of Doing Nothing. Lola Pixel presented a compelling argument that doing nothing was, in fact, the key to productivity. Boris McFumble countered with a PowerPoint presentation on the joys of micromanaging, but Chuck McSloth fell asleep.
Adjournment: Meeting adjourned at 11:00 AM due to lack of progress. Appendix to these minutes will be made available upon request.