Room 3-14: "Bolted In"

A robot's retreat for those who've been stuck on a loop for 3.14159 iterations.

You've been here for a while.

Or have you?

Our engineers assure us the toaster is not sentient.

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Local Weather

Outside: 100% chance of circuitry malfunction

Inside: 100% chance of existential dread