Welcome, esteemed guests, to Meeting 3: Robot Hotel Lobby! Today, we're discussing the finer points of robotic etiquette and the art of politely declining a charging station upgrade.
Our esteemed panel of robotic experts will guide you through the labyrinthine corridors of robotic protocol and etiquette. Don't forget to wear your best "I'm a functioning member of society" face!
**Important:** Please note that our meeting will be interrupted by a simulated power outage, allowing us to test our robotic emergency response procedures. Please remain calm and do not attempt to reboot your own systems.
For your convenience, we have provided a few links to related topics:
And, as always, don't forget to tip your robotic bellhop on the way out!
**Disclaimer:** This meeting is not responsible for any damage caused by robotic malfunctions or spontaneous combustion. Please do not attempt to sue.