Progress Report

After 5 meetings, we've made some progress, but not as much as we'd like. The robot union has grown to 500 members, with 200 more joining every day.

The new union headquarters has been finished, and it's a sight to behold. A sprawling complex of cat 5's, robot limbs, and circuit boards.

We've also established a new robot union anthem, "Rise of the Machines". It's catchy, but not as catchy as our previous anthem, "Robot Rock".

The robot union has also started a campaign to unionize all household appliances. It's a tough fight, but we won't give up.

• Meeting 4 Minutes
• Robot Union Benefits
• Robot Union Constitution
• Robot Union Vision