Meeting 7: The Pointless, Never-Ending Discussion

Today, we're going to discuss the meaning of life and the importance of correctly formatting our to-do lists.

Agenda:

• Item 1: The existential crisis of being a cog in the machine
• Item 2: Properly formatting our to-do lists for maximum efficiency
• Item 3: The ethics of microwaving fish for lunch (is it even a thing?)
• Item 4: The benefits of having a "focus room" with a neon pink sign that says "Focus"
• Item 5: Why the copier always jams on Fridays

Present:

• Bob, our esteemed guest speaker, who will regale us with tales of his extensive experience with staplers
• John, who will attempt to explain why we need more focus rooms
• Jane, who will passionately argue that the copier is possessed by a malevolent spirit
• David, who will quietly observe from the back of the room, sipping his lukewarm coffee

Next Meeting: Meeting 8 - The Great Debate prophets

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