Thursday

Progressive Meetings - Thursday Schedule

9:00 AM - Morning Meditation & Sarcasm

We'll be discussing the futility of human existence and the meaninglessness of our to-do lists.

10:00 AM - Silence & Resentment

12:00 PM - Lunch & Complaining

We'll be eating sandwiches and talking about the incompetence of our colleagues.

1:00 PM - Accusations & Allegations

2:00 PM - The Agony of the Meeting

We'll be trapped in this never-ending cycle of meetings, with no escape from the tedium.

3:00 PM - The Pointless Rant

4:00 PM - The Meeting After Meeting

We'll be discussing the futility of the meeting that just ended, and wondering why we bothered.