This is the day we all have been waiting for. The day when the coffee is strong, and our opinions are stronger.
Is it enough? Is it not enough? We'll discuss the finer points of caffeine and productivity.
We will update you on the progress of our project. If there's progress.
We will resolve the conflict of who ate the last donut. Or will we?
Because we all know we're still going to talk about work.
Where we will discuss the intricacies of meetings, and wonder why we're here.