Today's Action Items
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1. Convince the intern to fetch you coffee
This one's a toughie. Good luck.
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2. Pretend you're a functioning member of society
Just smile, nod, and pretend you have a pulse.
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3. Remember to eat lunch
Don't forget, or you'll starve.
Upcoming Action Items
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Thursday: Convince the intern to fetch you snacks
Build on yesterday's success.
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Friday: Pretend you're a functioning member of society while on a conference call
Just smile, nod, and pretend you have a pulse.