Progressive Meetings Minutes of the Month
- January: We decided to meet at 9am. Again.
- February: We forgot to bring coffee. Again.
- March: We solved a 3-hour problem in 2 hours. Sort of.
- April: We had a meeting during tax season. Because why not?
- May: Our team lead ate an entire pizza by themselves.
- June: We invented a new form of procrastination: meeting-ination.
- July: We took a 3-hour break to watch cat videos. No regrets.
- August: Our meeting was cancelled because someone ate the last donut.
- September: We reorganized the meeting room for the 5th time.
- October: Someone brought their pet snake to the meeting. It was a thing.
- November: We had a meeting on the 1st, but nobody showed up.
- December: We decided to have a Christmas party. Then we realized it's not Christmas yet.
Next month: We'll meet at the same time, but in a different room. Maybe.
Progressive Meetings: Because Progress is Overrated.