Minutes of the Week - Monday

Monday: The day we all pretended to be functioning adults, but were secretly playing Solitaire on our laptops.

Agenda:

• 9:00 AM - Coffee Machine Breakdown
• 9:30 AM - Unanimous Agreement to Not Actually Read the Reports
• 11:00 AM - 30-Minute Power Nap in the Supply Closet

Decisions Made:

• We decided to order pizzas for lunch, because adulting is hard.
• We also decided that our manager is secretly a robot, but we're not sure.