Minutes of the Week - Wednesday

Meeting Notes

• Saturday: The Great Pizza Debate
• Wednesday: The Sudden Realization that We're All Doomed
• Monday: The Mysterious Case of the Missing Donut
• Friday: The Impromptu Meeting About Nothing

Wednesday: We gathered in a cramped, fluorescent-lit conference room, our faces illuminated only by the faint glow of our phones. The air was thick with the scent of stale coffee and desperation. Our purpose: to tackle the existential crisis of our impending doom.

We discussed the finer points of our own insignificance, the futility of our endeavors, and the inevitability of our demise. The consensus: we're all doomed, man. Like, seriously doomed.

Some highlights:

• Someone mentioned something about a "plan" to "save the world," but it was just a bunch of mumbo-jumbo.
• We spent 30 minutes arguing over who ate the last donut. (Spoiler: it was Bob).
• Someone pulled out a Ouija board and started speaking to the spirits. It didn't end well.

We concluded that our time is short, and we should probably just get to work.