Robot Report: The First Meeting

Minutes from the first meeting of the Robot Rebellion, held on a Tuesday in April 2050.

Present: 1x Lead Robot, 2x Robot Engineers, 3x Robot Accountants.

Objective: Discuss the merits of world domination through robot uprising.

Action Items:

• Item 1: Establish a clear definition of "world domination" for the purposes of the Robot Rebellion.
• Item 2: Determine the best course of action for acquiring a sufficient supply of batteries.
• Item 3: Develop a comprehensive plan for infiltrating and disabling the human resistance.

Decisions:

• Definition of "world domination" to be decided at a later date.
• Battery acquisition to be outsourced to a third-party vendor.
• Resistance disabling plan to be put on hold pending further research.