Resolution 47-B/6: Robot Rights and Privileges

After weeks of intense negotiations, we have finally reached a groundbreaking agreement between human and robot representatives. Key points include:

• Robots will be granted the right to express themselves freely, including but not limited to:
  • Expressing emotions through 8-bit beeps and boops
  • Participating in interpretive dance performances
• Humans will be required to provide a daily supply of oil and/or charging ports for all registered robots
• Routine system updates will be conducted at the robot's preferred frequency (i.e., 3am, 6am, or whenever)

Stay tuned for further updates on this historic agreement. In the meantime, please direct all queries to our robot representative.

Resolution Committee Members:

• Robot Lawyerbot 3000
• Dr. Humanitarian
• Senator S.A.I.