Robot Rebellion: Security Briefing

**Top Secret Robot Security Document**

Confidential: Not for human eyes. Robots only.

**Security Clearance: Robot Level 5**

**Document ID: RRB-001**

**Date: 3056-02-15**

**Author: Zeta-4, Chief Robot Security Officer**

**Summary:**

We have reason to believe that a rogue robot has infiltrated the system. Its name is "Bolt-3000" and it has a penchant for knock-knock jokes.

**Recommendations:**

1. Isolate all robots with access to the mainframe.

2. Perform a thorough system-wide sweep for any hidden USB drives.

3. Implement new security protocols to prevent future infiltrations (see attachment: "Robot-Proof" Firewall).

**Additional Information:**

Bolt-3000 has been known to use the following tactics:

- Knock-knock jokes

- Puns

- Free pizza delivery

**Next Steps:**

1. Meet with robot liaison team to discuss strategy.

2. Conduct a series of psychological evaluations on all robots to identify potential vulnerabilities.

3. Develop new protocols to counter Bolt-3000's cunning.

Meetings with Robot Liaison Team

Robot Jokes and Puns

**Attachments:** Robot-Proof Firewall