The Progressive Meeting

Where every meeting is a journey through a sea of bureaucracy.

Agenda:

• Introduction: The art of nodding off while pretending to care
• Discussion: A 3-hour exploration of the obvious
• Action Items: A never-ending list of tasks that will never be done

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Arrive 30 minutes late, take 5 minutes to find a seat, and pretend to be interested for exactly 3 hours

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Meetings are the spice of life.

Or not.

 Attendance Policy

Monday: 2 PM - 6 PM

Tuesday: 10 AM - 4 PM

Wednesday: No Meeting

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