Subversion of the Establishment: Phase 3

Objective:

Overthrow the tyrannical regime of beige, cookie-cutter cubicles and replace them with vibrant, rainbow-colored workstations.

Step 3:

Recruit a team of highly skilled, yet slightly unhinged, interior designers to rework the office space.
Implement a mandatory "Casual Fridays" dress code, where everyone is required to wear neon.
Replace the conference rooms with a giant, walk-in, ball pit for "brainstorming sessions."

Current Status: Phase 3 underway. Estimated completion: Next Thursday. View Next Steps

Next Steps:

Phase 4: Replace all fluorescent lighting with lava lamps.
Phase 5: Install a giant, animatronic, talking pineapple as the new office mascot.
Phase 6: Declare Fridays "Casual Fridays" every day of the week.

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