Deadline 123: The Meeting That Never Ends

Project Deadline 123 is still in progress... and still not going well.

As of today, we have made 0% progress, and we are still discussing the same points for the past 5 hours. The coffee machine is on the fritz, the snacks are running low, and morale is in a coma.

Here's the meeting minutes:

• Item 1: Discussing the color scheme for the new logo.
• Item 2: Arguing over whose turn it is to get more coffee.
• Item 3: Wondering why the copier is still on the fritz from last week's meeting.
• Item 4: Deciding who ate the last donut.
• Item 5: Realizing we're still here.