Project Deadlines

Objective:

To create an AI that can recite the entire script of Space Oddity by heart, while simultaneously solving world hunger and curing the common cold.

Key Deliverables:

• Code that can recite the entire script of Space Oddity in under 10 seconds.
• A comprehensive report on the societal implications of an AI-powered snack food delivery system.
• A working prototype of a hoverbike that can reach speeds of up to 100mph using only the power of pure, unadulterated awesomeness.

Due Date: Never, because we're still trying to get our act together.

Project Lead: John Doe

Team Members: Jane Doe, Bob Smith, and Mary Jane Smith