Phase 1-3: The Agony of Meetingdom

Objective: Establishing the foundation for a meeting that will inevitably be cancelled or rescheduled.

Agenda:

• Introduction by the meeting organizer, aka "The Meeting God"
• Detailed discussion of the meeting's purpose and goals, aka "The Sloganeer"
• Unproductive small talk about the weather, aka "The Time-Waster"
• Unending discussion about who ate the last donut, aka "The Donut Debacle"

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